I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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