porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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