summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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