no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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