Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
