Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
