have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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