so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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