were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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