so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
whose ass print is on the piano?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Randomize
