ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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