She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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