pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
