I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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