this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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