I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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