yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
