Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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