So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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