everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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