Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize