im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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