Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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