I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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