In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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