he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm bleeding and have questions
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