I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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