You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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