grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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