he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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