why didn't you poke me back
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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