just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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