Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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