Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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