Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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