Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
