thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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