OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
