And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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