Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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