why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
