Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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