did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
