He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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