Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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