Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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