Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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