I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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