So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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