you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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