Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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