But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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