You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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