not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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