My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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