I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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